Marcus's beard!

For the past several months guys at Marcus's work have been trying to bribe him to grow out a beard.  They said they would give him 50 bucks to grow out a beard.  But something horribly scandalous I said which I won't write here kept Marcus from going through with growing a beard until this fateful October.  So finally I said, "Fine grow it out."  And this is what it looked like.

This beard growing phase carried on for about a couple of weeks.  Now call me wimpy I don't really care, but I hated this stupid beard because it hurt!!!  After a very stressful and emotional week I finally said to him, "I HATE YOUR BEARD!"  Thank goodness Marcus was hating it too and he automatically went in the bathroom and shaved.

Step 1

He got rid of the chops (sp?) and then the chin of death!  He decided he would document he had a mustache for a brief moment in history.  I would like other people to know he himself said, "Wow this is gross." 

Step 2

 And of course Marcus could not pass up the opportunity to show just how fashionable Hitler must have looked with his gross little nose beard thingy.  I cannot figure out for the life of me why this style died with Hitler cough cough